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Zorua
Aug 4, 2014 17:21:45 GMT
Post by National Pokedex on Aug 4, 2014 17:21:45 GMT
Manson, a male zorua, is looking for a new home with a new pokemon trainer. A mischievous and sassy fella, he likes to prance about and he loves a good battle, as long as it doesn't fuss up his fur or break a nail!
Reply to this thread with a poem, fan art, or other form of artistic expression about zorua in order to enter this contest. Good luck!
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Merc
Role Player
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Zorua
Aug 6, 2014 12:13:10 GMT
Post by Merc on Aug 6, 2014 12:13:10 GMT
Reasons why he should come with me: - We both like to prance around.
- I can understand you like none of these other uncouth potato chip eaters can.
- I could say I run an unofficial home for Sassy pokemon.
- Did I mention prancing? Lots of it.
Now to close this off... Roserade isn't red, ...wait Brongzong isn't blue? The hell pokedex I trusted you!
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Zorua
Aug 10, 2014 17:56:37 GMT
Post by thebluemage on Aug 10, 2014 17:56:37 GMT
A parody of the song "Whisper in yo Ear" by the Ying Yang Twins.
-ahem-
Hey how ya doing lil zorua let me whisper in ya ear Tell ya something that ya might like to hear Got a badass mission and yo moves look fierce Mind if I ask if ya can tag along? Naw I'm just playing unless you say "ZORUA"! FYI I'm known to be the best around Cause you know a closed mind doen't go far, and I'mma not gonna stop 'till I get ahead. Ya heard what I said, we need to make our way to the gym, You can start using your fake tears, We're gonna win, Have your nasty plot tak 'em down a rung, Do it now, kickin'ass cause the battle's rough, Switch pokeballs hurry an' get down to business, So my crew can see what they're missing, Bet you never had a battle like this, well, Wait to ya see my diction
We're too good, see'em sweat at the thought of ya, Say I wanna battle tell me what's up, Walk around the gym with our noses in the air, Put the badge in, take the pokeball out, Damn I might be lil'late to the next stop, Cause I got so many pokebros to chill with, We gotta be discreet, avoid them rangers, Cause there's less birds 'round then when we got here, Me and you, Manson, knock her team out til she yell Like YOOOOOOOOOO yea something like that. But it depend, man you wanna swing my way? Fight these bitches from Elite 4 to Merc, Send 'em to the floor cuase she ain't shit, Crack crack, Crack crack and then you go scratch, Forget this, Imma gewt us some coffee, WHOOOOOOO Wait 'til you see my diction.
Hey bud, wait to you see my diction. Wait till you see my diction, hey bud, Wait till you see my diction, I'm gon raise yo' level up.
Hey bud, wait to you see my diction. Wait till you see my diction, hey bud, Wait till you see my diction, I'm gon raise yo' level up.
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Zorua
Aug 11, 2014 0:35:13 GMT
Post by Heichou on Aug 11, 2014 0:35:13 GMT
Because quite frankly, I can't draw pokemon. So here is my shitty attempt at a gijinka version of Zorua. I'm in need of more sassiness on my team. >:C
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Zorua
Aug 11, 2014 12:42:12 GMT
Post by National Pokedex on Aug 11, 2014 12:42:12 GMT
Heichou won Manson, the zorua.
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